THIS Injury Needs to be an Option for Weaverball
#1
Did anyone else see this?

OF Mitch Haniger (ruptured testicle) was placed on the 10-day IL.

"Haniger underwent a surgical procedure Friday and is without a timetable for return, Ryan Divish of The Seattle Times reports.  Haniger was placed on the 10-day injured list earlier in the day with a ruptured testicle, and he evidently had to go under the knife.  While it's unclear as to how long he'll be on the shelf, he'll likely miss more than 10 days."

First of all, Edwin, we need to add this injury to the database, unless it is already an option.  And, if so, then how many players have suffered from a "ruptured testicle"?

Second, do you want to know how this happened?

"Haniger landed on the 10-day injured list with a ruptured testicle Friday.  Haniger was forced to leave Thursday's game against the Astros after hitting himself with a foul ball in a rather painful area.  The injury is evidently severe enough for him to miss at least 10 days..."

Next, the 10-day IL?  Hilarious!  He is going "under the knife", which makes me wince again, and I think the part about "miss more than 10 days" is a gross understatement.

Finally, I can't stop smiling and wincing a little every time I see (ruptured testicle) on the ESPN crawler.

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it hurt just to read this post
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#3
Not in BBPRO.

Though a few random ones I did find looking through the list in BBPRO (that are never used, it seems):

Headache
Migraine
Sinus Infection Nose
Infected Lymph Node
Torn Groin Muscle
Sore Back
Ingrown Toenail
Cold
Flu
Pheunomia
Chicken Pox
Stomach Flu
Food Poisoning
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(06-07-2019, 07:22 PM)Cairo Wrote: Not in BBPRO.

Though a few random ones I did find looking through the list in BBPRO (that are never used, it seems):

Headache
Migraine
Sinus Infection Nose
Infected Lymph Node
Torn Groin Muscle
Sore Back
Ingrown Toenail
Cold
Flu
Pheunomia
Chicken Pox
Stomach Flu
Food Poisoning

I think I remember having a player get the flu before.
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(06-08-2019, 06:58 AM)Executor_Ryno Wrote:
(06-07-2019, 07:22 PM)Cairo Wrote: Not in BBPRO.

Though a few random ones I did find looking through the list in BBPRO (that are never used, it seems):

Headache
Migraine
Sinus Infection Nose
Infected Lymph Node
Torn Groin Muscle
Sore Back
Ingrown Toenail
Cold
Flu
Pheunomia
Chicken Pox
Stomach Flu
Food Poisoning

I think I remember having a player get the flu before.

Those types of injuries may explain why pitchers are pulled after an inning or two, with no injury showing up by the time the league reports are produced.
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